{"id":518,"date":"2005-10-28T09:14:23","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T14:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/wp\/?p=518"},"modified":"2005-10-28T09:14:23","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T14:14:23","slug":"sock-and-a-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"Sock and a Shoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the funniest bits from &#8220;All in the Family&#8221; was a goofy argument between Archie Bunker (Carroll O&#8217;Connor), the blue collar patriarch, and his radical\/intellectual son-in-law antagonist, Mike Stivic (Rob Reiner), about the order of putting on shoes and socks.<\/p><p><!--more--><br \/>\nOne (I don&#8217;t remember which) thought that you should put your socks on first, then your shoes.<br \/>\nThat way, if there was an emergency and you had to run out of the house, both feet would be covered.<br \/>\nThe other thought you should put on a sock and a shoe, then a sock and a shoe.<br \/>\nThat way, if there was an emergency, you could hop.<br \/>\nI do the latter, sock and a shoe, because at my age, it&#8217;s easier to bend over or hoist only twice instead of four times.<br \/>\nSo, how do you put on <u>your<\/u> shoes and socks?<br \/>\nAnd which (assuming you have both of them) foot do you dress first, your left or your right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the funniest bits from &#8220;All in the Family&#8221; was a goofy argument between Archie Bunker (Carroll O&#8217;Connor), the blue collar patriarch, and his radical\/intellectual son-in-law antagonist, Mike Stivic (Rob Reiner), about the order of putting on shoes and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}