{"id":4840,"date":"2012-12-20T21:47:42","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T02:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=4840"},"modified":"2013-01-01T20:50:01","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T01:50:01","slug":"up-yours-ahole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=4840","title":{"rendered":"Izzat So?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One year when I was at college in Vermont, I was sure that I smelled the ocean on a breeze.<\/p><p>One of the so-called Beautiful People said angrily &#8220;That isn&#8217;t possible.&#8221;<\/p><p>Guess what, jerkoff &#8211; it is.  I&#8217;m reading a story in the NYTimes that says that at Stevens Pass, Washington &#8211; some 125 miles from the Pacific Ocean &#8211; it is possible to catch the smell of the ocean.<\/p><p>Where we were in Vermont is less than 100 miles from the ocean.  Landlocked, yes.  Impermeable to salt air, no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One year when I was at college in Vermont, I was sure that I smelled the ocean on a breeze.One of the so-called Beautiful People said angrily &#8220;That isn&#8217;t possible.&#8221;Guess what, jerkoff &#8211; it is. I&#8217;m reading a story in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=4840\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4840"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4923,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4840\/revisions\/4923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}