{"id":4291,"date":"2012-09-09T10:33:04","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T15:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/wp\/?p=4291"},"modified":"2012-11-11T18:17:33","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T23:17:33","slug":"shady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=4291","title":{"rendered":"Pretty Shady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I&#8217;ll never forget the morning<br \/>\nWhen Grandpa ate the awning<br \/>\nTo impress a pretty lady<br \/>\nWho went for men who were shady.<\/em><br \/>\nAnatole of Paris, lyrics by Sylvia Fine<\/p><p>One of the shades in the second bedroom collapsed this week.  It was too small for the window that I had replaced a couple of years ago and I&#8217;d been putting off getting a new one since then.<\/p><p>I picked up a shade and it turned out to be a fraction too wide.  No fault of the store, we hadn&#8217;t measured it accurately enough.<\/p><p>Ron brought the shade to the local hardware store to trim.<\/p><p>Meanwhile, I realized that we had the wrong kind of brackets.  The old shade had been mounted over the window, not good.  So, I went to a third hardware store and got brackets that allow the shade to hang inside the window frame.<\/p><p>Turns out that after the shade was trimmed, it was too narrow.   When I tried snapping it closed, the shade &#8220;jumped&#8221; off the brackets.<\/p><p>This foolish shade already cost us about $16, ridiculous, so I didn&#8217;t want to get another one.  So, I cut and painted a piece of wood shim and nailed it behind one of the brackets and added a shade pull.  I think the shade will work okay now.<\/p><p>We did the transfer station run.  I fed the plants in the front gardens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll never forget the morning When Grandpa ate the awning To impress a pretty lady Who went for men who were shady. Anatole of Paris, lyrics by Sylvia FineOne of the shades in the second bedroom collapsed this week. It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=4291\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4634,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4291\/revisions\/4634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}