{"id":17807,"date":"2021-10-09T07:32:23","date_gmt":"2021-10-09T12:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=17807"},"modified":"2021-10-09T07:32:23","modified_gmt":"2021-10-09T12:32:23","slug":"slashed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=17807","title":{"rendered":"Slashed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ron and I mutilated ourselves trying out the new mandoline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Never appreciated how much I use my right middle finger other than flipping the bird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ron and I mutilated ourselves trying out the new mandoline.Never appreciated how much I use my right middle finger other than flipping the bird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17807"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17808,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17807\/revisions\/17808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}