{"id":11324,"date":"2017-01-04T17:49:05","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T21:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=11324"},"modified":"2017-01-04T17:51:26","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T21:51:26","slug":"the-pump-did-not-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=11324","title":{"rendered":"Whoso Stoppeth the Pump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I was gassing up the truck\u00a0at Cumby&#8217;s and the pump didn&#8217;t stop.<\/p><p>Fortunately (I&#8217;m being mature here which is not how I felt at the time), another customer noticed and said something. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0We do not live in articulate times.<\/p><p>The day improved greatly after that. \u00a0Kitty visited twice. \u00a0Ron and I had a nice leftovers lunch and brought the tree and blow-downs to the transfer station. \u00a0He picked up some flashlight batteries at Botello&#8217;s and groceries at Roche.<\/p><p>Back home, we had hot cider, and I&#8217;m roasting a small bargain chicken, squash and potatoes. \u00a0Ron replaced the toilet seat.<\/p><p>Ron saw\u00a0his old manager this morning, picked up the things he left at work and got some info for the UI\u00a0application that he started.<\/p><p>I get a free bagel a day from Panera for the month of January and yes, indeed, cashed in this morning!<\/p><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I was gassing up the truck\u00a0at Cumby&#8217;s and the pump didn&#8217;t stop.Fortunately (I&#8217;m being mature here which is not how I felt at the time), another customer noticed and said something. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0Whoa. \u00a0We do not live &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/?p=11324\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11324"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11330,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11324\/revisions\/11330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hendersonbrook.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}